I want a new bucket.

It's not fair.

Every time somebody gets sick we run for "the bucket."

My bucket. 

My cleaning bucket.

And now that there are five people in this family, we're running for it quite a bit.

And now I'm starting to associate my cleaning bucket with being sick.

And...yuck.

So I've made an executive decision:  I'm buying a new cleaning bucket.

And I'm HIDING IT.