The seventh commandment.

You shall not steal.

Nate immediately suggested Stollen.  Get it?  Stollen?  Stolen?

After a little bit of research I was both intimidated and intrigued.  Mostly intimidated.

But, since Nate requested it, I thought I'd give it a try.

....

I should've gone with my first instinct.

There are now two very expensive batches of stollen in our kitchen trash can.  I don't know what I made, but it wasn't stollen.

So, alas, tonight my church friends will receive an apology for not being able to follow the theme.

And also two batches of brownies.

Enjoy.  :)